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Over heard at: Doctor's office.

Characters: Guy about 45, receptionist.

Receptionist: I need your cell phone number

Guy: I don't have a cell phone.

Receptionist: Then, just give me your home number.

Guy: I don't have a home phone either. I have no phone.

Receptionist: You don't? How do you talk to people?

Guy: Like this.